One Liners

Okay, in this game you have to imagine you saw some hot chick (or hot dude for some of yall) and imagine you walked up to them and were gonna say a one liner, that is what this game is, you have to say a one liner and then the person who posts after you will rate 1-10 and then drop their own one liner.

Ex: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Then the next person would rate it 1-10 and state why. So I give it a 6/10, that is overused.


Ok I will go first.

Girl, you hotter than hot piss.


Note:Lets all try to be funny.

8/10 hot piss lol.

Girl,you're hotter than Rei. k? k.

6/10 for effort xD its not hard to be hotter than rei

Girl, when i see you, you hit my heart harder than Ike Smash's attack

9/10 cause its classic.

Girl, If I had the choice between You and Chuck Norris,I'd pick j00.

10/10 thats really gutsy and 2l8 i never woulda guessed you would have the balls to say something like that.

If you had a penny for every time someone saw you and said "DAAMN!" you'd be rich!

5/10 thats kind of for those chiks that r a lil 2 easy.

If i had a chance to rearrange the alphabet i wud put u and i. Oh yeah!!

lol 6/10 no creativity whatsoever.

Girl, im stuck to you like grenades and halo.

8/10 Cause I loll'ed.

Girl, u must be a parking ticket, cause u got "fine" written all over u.

PS: This seriously worked, the chick I used it on is now my girlfriend!

8/10 lol.

Hey you must work at a submarine shop because you just gived me a foot long. LOL

Heres one more.

Girl, you must have a magnet inside of you because your attracting my buns of steel.

P.S: This is just a joke.
The diffrence with a rooster and you is that, a rooster says Cockadoodledoo and you say Any-****-Will-Do!

No offense to those offended.

...Wut?


Anyway.

Girl, are you an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner XD