Photoshop is a *****

Alright, so I thought I would download Photoshop to see if i could be any good at sig making, because I do this kind of stuff in my graphics (computing) class and I saw Doc's video on Youtube and thought "huh, doesn't seem that hard". Anywho...WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO INSTALL!!?? It's been almost half an hour and its only like 8% complete...wait, wait...Its now 9%. But still it took me like 20 seconds to download it so why is it taking so god damn long? Ugh. Anyway, if anyone can give me some tips on how to use this really slow contraption that would be great. Thats if it actually gets installed.
"grumbles" Stupid piece of junk. "kicks photoshop"

What kind of Photoshop are you downloading...?

It costs money to buy photoshop.
(Unless you want to do it Zero's way)
You probably downloaded something weird if you didn't have to pay anything. If you are willing to buy it, download CS2 or CS3.

If you DONT want to buy it, get GIMP or something.

usually bit torrent doesn't work so well.

your probably downloading the wrong version or something.

Took like 10 - 30 minutes (I don't really remember) to download the test-version,means 30 days.

I got CS2 for free. I have my ways...

I got CS3 for free

i downloaded both but now i need som1 to guide me lol cuzz i don't no wut 2 do

All right someone help me. I got a folder called "Adobe photoshop CS2" so i open it. then there is another folder called "Photoshop CS2". I open that and there are 2 folders called "Adobe DNG Converter" and "Adobe(R)Photoshop(R) CS2". What now? The common file installer is no working and i installed "bridge". Help.