Corrupt A Wish

Granted but it's scared to death of anything and cant use it's gun.

I wish for a penguin! (uncorruptable wish!)

Granted, but it's actually a dolphin. The one with disease.
I wish for my skin to be normal.

It turns normal but now you got no face
I wish I had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

Granted, but you go to jail since you stole it while sleep walking

I wish you a fountain of orange soda @_@

Granted, and it's mine because you said "I wish you a fountain of orange soda"

Thanks!

I wish for a tutor for brawl (Any actual takers? )

You get a tutor but the tutor turns out to be stealing ur stuff
I wish I was better at brawl

Granted, but you lose your wifi leaving you only to play bots XD

I wish for a my own fountain of orange soda.

Granted, but as you're trying some you realize it's grape juice simply made to look like orange soda.

I wish no children would be hungry

(Dont make mine hungry, or me hungry ._.)

Yay! Grape soda!

Granted, adults went hungry <.<

I wish for a big unpopable balloon that doesnt carry me away.

Edit: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My unbeatable wish remains unbeatable. Can you beat it? ~_O?

Granted, but as u start to hold it, it abandons u.

I wish i had a non-melting ice cream cone that wont give me brainfreeze

Granted but you drop it on the floor.

I wish for me to be healthy again. *sneeze* * cough*

Granted, but 2 days later u got the Flu.


I wish for a Samurai Steel sword, thats non-breakable, indestrutable an wont cut me

granted but you lose it.

i wish for a yoshi.

You know what zach? Granted. You got your yoshi. It's green and healthy. But you cant ever ask for a yoshi again. (I'll refer to this post if you ask)


I wish for it to be tomorrow

Granted but it's actually grape jello supposed to look like red jello (thnx to Zizz)
I wish there was no school (plz dont corrupt it XD)

Granted,but you'll get totally dumb,just like me.

I wish for peanutbutterjellytime ò.ó

Granted, but I shot the banana.

I wish I had a choclate milk.

Granted,but it's full of AIDS.


I wish Brawl had the same gamepace,just like Melee. (Who corrupts this is nub )

Granted, but it wont arrive in europe, nor it won't work here, even with modded Wiis, or the ones bought from america or anywhere else. (Wait...Im in here too )

I wish for my corrupt to not affect.

Granted,but you talked about YOUR corrupt so I can corrupt with MY corrupt your wish.

I wish for Adam being nice. (corrupt this how u like =D )

wow... i thought this topic died out.

granted but hesitance not nice towards u.
I wish for a 94 on my test tuesday




Edit: YAAYY lol no 1 corrupted my wish yet lol

Granted but you fail the next test.

I wish that someone could give me a real photoshop.

granted, but after you get it you don't know how to do anything so it deletes by auto.

I wish that I had some pie.

Granted, but a clown is holding it and then shoves it in your face. Wham!

I wish I had a couple more hours to sleep.