Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish that the next time everyone has diarrhea it won't hurt when it comes out. (Corrupt that!)

Granted, but whenever you have diarrhea you experience everyone's pain combined.

I wish Lucas could never be chaingrabbed and all his attacks and lagtime stay the same. Same char, same everything, except for the ending lag of him being grabbed.

Granted, but he isnt playable

I wish brawl was like melee

Granted, but only one copy is made.
I wish for a candle.

Granted, but you leave it on at night and your house burns to the ground

i wish i had an indestructable cookie that would last forever and would be perfectly good to eat and taste (corrupt that!)

Zeph...I refer to your post.
"You know what zach? Granted. You got your yoshi. It's green and healthy. But you cant ever ask for a yoshi again. (I'll refer to this post if you ask)"
Girl yoshi is a yoshi.

I wish for yoshi.

Granted, but its dead

i wish i had an indestructable cookie that would last forever, would be perfectly good to eat, taste,i cant lose and un stealable (HA! what about now? :p)

Granted, but FBI takes it from you.
I wish for 1e bill, since there is no FBI in Finland. I hope.

Granted but I steal it.

I wish for a Yoshi to give to Zach. And absolutely NOTHING Bad happens to it so Zach can have a 3rd Yoshi so they can have a big Threesome lol.

He never got his 2nd yoshi.
Granted, but your yoshi is a boy, against what zach wanted. (girl)
No one can ever give by means, or way, a yoshi or anything related to yoshi's to zach.

So now, Zach has 2 boy yoshi's.

I wish Brawl supported patches. And they did tons of stuff for them, and they improved the game a lot for everyone owning the game.

granted, but once they do that your wii explodes.

I wish for my wii to come back faster.

Granted, but it comes in micoscopic pieces after someone sat on it.

I wish I could double jump in midair like in Brawl and Melee.

Granted, but you jump so high you fly in space and hit a satellite and fall down back to Earth alive but you need two legs

I wish for a yoshi that i wouldnt give away,perfectly healthy,indestructable,not so small or big a regular normal happy yoshi,and wouldnt run away or get lost

Granted but your yoshi breathes fire on you and your dead
I wish for an indestructible model of the cn tower that is preassembled

Granted, but you lose it

I wish for a yoshi

granted but your lastyoshi killed you so now its ownerless
i wish for and indestructable pair of boxers

Granted, but a wild yoshi eats them

I wish a female yoshi for zach

granted but the female yoshi turns out to be a hermaphrodite
i wish for the egg that contains my boxers

Granted but the wild yoshi steals it thinking its a baby yoshi in it

i wish i had a yoshi as a pet

granted but your still dead from 2 yoshis ago
i wish noone else had wishs

Granted, but your wish is long forgotten

i wish there were 48 hours in a day

granted but you die from sleep depravation
i wish that the earthhad a gravity of 1m/s squared

Granted, but the Earth explodes

i wish the world didnt explode