Corrupt A Wish

granted but the bleach monkey runs away.

i wish for a trained yoshi this time.

granted but your yoshi is captured and eaten by my stray bleach monkey
i wish for a CAGED bleach monkey

Granted, but the monkey gets shot by anti monkey groups.

I wish for McDonalds to run out of business >: D

granted. but mcdonalds comes back after being shut down for a few months.

i wish for a guard yoshi to protect my house.

Granted, but a piano falls on it killing it

I wish that my power level was OVER 9000!!!!

granted but my scouter gave me the wrong number when looking at your power level.

i wish i can get a yoshi with nothing bad happening to it.

Granted.. but you're something bad happening to it so it runs away

I wish for a Penguin pet that adapts to my climate and I am not bad for the penguin. Beat that!

Granted, he becomes annoying and a pest to you.

I wish I teleport

You teleport to a lava pit, and are unable to teleport fast enough to survive the lava.

I wish I was muscular? And still remain smart <.<

BTW I seem to frequently be killing whoever I reply to <.< Sorry? xD

Granted, but your so buff that you can't move x.x

I wish I had a giant taco ._.

Wish granted, but it had too much hot sauce and you got caught on fire
I wish I had an ice cream cookie sandwich

Granted, it melted before you could bite and you bit through your tongue. (that will show you too mess with my taco <.<)

I wish run faster than the speed of light

Granted, but then cant stop running that fast, and eventually your legs wear out and you trip, and then crash into stuff, causing severe injuries.

I wish I can conjure any food of any kind out of thin air whenever I want!

(So buff I cant move? Eww rei <.<)

Granted, but the only food that appears is Mcdonalds

I wish for Clifford the Big Red Dog @_@

Granted, but he tramples you
I wish my phone never ran out of minutes

Granted, but it has no buttons

I wish I had the powers of Superman, but no crappy lame weakness

granted but you turn into superwoman.

i wish i can get a yoshi that i can keep forever.

Granted, but the yoshi is 1 millimeter high. Good luck keeping it alive <.<

I wish for a cure for the common cold!

Granted, but your wii has been taken by me .

I wish I had my wii back .

Granted, but it hasnt been fixed yet -___-

I wish for a snow day so no school.

Zephron© wrote:Granted, but it hasnt been fixed yet -___-

I wish for a snow day so no school.

Granted, but peculiarly, your teacher comes to your house just to teach you .

I wish I had a yoshi.

Granted, but only your school is open.
I wish Guru wouldn't leave.

Granted, I want that to . I'm not corrupting that wish.

I wish I had a BIG sombrero @_@

Granted, but it's so big it covers half the globe in darkness, causing a mini ice age until the hat gets thrown off by a meteorite.

I wish Guru wouldnt leave as well Q.Q

Granted

I wish I had a working PS3