Corrupt A Wish

granted. but i take it.

i wish for a normal sized yoshi, with no problems with it, that will always be with me, that won't get annoying, that won't die, and that can't get stolen.

Asking for a bit much?

Granted... but it's hot pink, and it doesnt like to ever talk. And it has permanant writing on it that says "I'm a barbie girl!!!" If you cover the writing up then it'll burn away still showing the writing.

I wish for teachers to never give me homework, just a NORMAL amount of NORMAL tests.

Granted but staples runs out of business when you need more supplies (especially the easy button )
I wish my hw was already done
(BTW, Guru's leaving??)

Granted, but it has the incorrect answers

I wish I could play brawl.

granted but then everyone moves onto a new game.

i wish for a normal yoshi.

Granted but then you die before you can touch it. (I'm so mean.)

Move onto a new game? I think not. Unless it's SSB 4 ^_^

I wish for SSB4. No hacks, no cheats, nothing wrong with the disk, and it runs on wii. and its indestructable.

Granted, your wii breaks.


I wish I could levitate things with my mind

Granted, but you can only lift dust.

I wish my wii never broke? And nothing bad happens to it.. x.x

Granted, but someone hacked it so you can't turn it on.

I wish I could have a pet parrot.

Granted, but it is the size of a crumb

I wish for a pizza with all my favorite foods as toppings ._.

Granted, but the pizza cutted your tongue off so you couldn't taste it.

I wish DR.Mario for Brawl.

My tongue is gone? ;~;

Granted, but he can't move or attack. He is a sandbag.

I wish for a Lucario ^~^

Granted, but it doesn't like you and it goes to me.

I wish this lucario would go away.

Granted, but he sees his mistake and comes back to me forever ;D (yay I win ^~^)

I wish I really nice sombrero @_@

I'd say it's a gigantic one like last time, but i'll be more original.

Granted, but it's so nice a mexican theif stole it from you.

I wish Dr. Mario was added as a costume for mario in brawl and nothing is wrong with the costume <.<

(I got my wii fixed and duct taped it to my chest.. HACK IT NOW PUNKS!

Granted, sadly a theif comes and shoots you in the chest destroying your wii. Becareful what you wish for x.x


I wish for the theif that stole my sombrero to give it back to me

Granted, But it has explosives in it. If you take them off, you ruin your sombrero.

I wish for meat.

Granted, but it has E. Coli in it, and if you eat it you'll die in 2 days. You are also now vegetarian from the experience <.<


I wish for a perfectly fine new wii, and for anyone who tries to hurt me or the wii dies immediately after thinking about it.

*PERFECTLY FINE WII FOO'S!!*

granted but you drop your wii and break it. so you die from breaking it.

i wish for a yoshi.

Granted but the yoshi got mad at you for wishing for so many yoshies and left
I wish I had more cookies

Granted, but the cookies were not made my your grandmother, and they are made with no chocolate chips or sugar.

I wish for even better looks than my already amazing ones.

GRANTED BUT UR A CYCLOPS
i wish for a baech chair like smash's avatar has. man im jealous of sonic

Granted, but it breaks


I wish for sunglasses like sonic in smash's avatar D:

Granted, but you can't pull off the style like Sonic can and you end up looking absoultely ridiculous in them

I wish that I could beat level 16 in "the worlds hardest game"!!! grr

granted but u cant beat lvl 17 heheh
i wish for school to never start