Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you get so dumb you'll never get a job in your life that isnt fast food.

I wish for Adminship?

Granted, you have the title but no admin powers

I wish I was super strong

granted but you're only considered super strong to toddlers.

i wish for another yoshi.

Granted but you're too buff to move JK ima come up with something...

Granted, but everything you try to pick up gets hurdled 1000 yards upwards, and whenever you try to grip something like a pencil, it shatters.

Anyways, I wish I was able to read people's minds, and It wont distract me or anything because I can turn it on and off whenever I want.

Granted, but then you become super depressed after learning that nobody thinks to highly of you?

ok that might have been kinda mean.

I wish that Sora (Kingdom Hearts) was in brawl.

Granted, but Masahiro Sakurai removes him later.

I wish for a pet kirby.

Granted, but it's a mean kirby and kirbycides with you inside.

I wish for the fastest internet available, and it is always fast, never slow.

Granted, but easily tilts. (Like mine.)

I wish for healthy meat that tastes good but isn't poisoned.

You dont like any other meat? whatever.. :S

Granted,but the "healthy meat" is alive and could run away anytime.

I wish DR.Mario could take Diddy Kong's place at SSBB.

I do, but my last meat was poisonous so I made Zero taste it first...Poor Zero...
MUTANT MEAATT!!!

Granted, but it has diddy kongs moves and all.

I wish for healthy meat that tastes good but isn't poisoned, but still dead.

Granted, but it had a Radio in it,you ate the healthy meat and you will always hear the same song in your tummy : "never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley.

I wish Ganondorf had the same movesets at SSBB like at SSBM.

Granted, but ganondorf gets nerfed.

I wish fyro died for giving me that meat .

Granted, but he comes back to haunt you as a ghost and makes every piece of meat you ever eat poisoned.

I wish for whatever I say to be right!

granted, but others don't belive in you.

I wish I had a new shoe.

Granted, but it has poisonous meat in it, which will kill you if you touch it, and if you try to get it off with some things, they'll melt.

Edit: I wish for getting back alive.

Granted, but Zero kills you again after seeing the meat inside his shoe.

I wish for blue connection with everyone on wifi.

Granted, but your wi-fi wont work anymore due to overload.

I wish for third stock lol

Granted but then you SD immediately afterwards


I wish my wii wifi was fixed <.<

Granted, but then everyone has "red connection"
I wish for unlimited time. (So even if I Sd, I will get back.)

Granted, but you SD insane amounts and ruin any chances for you to win.

I wish for my wii to be normal again

You cant win In Unlimited time, you can only do no contest.
Granted, but your wifi is still really laggy.
Edit: I wish for...Unlimited StarWolf landmaster.

I wish i didnt sucked at winning

Granted, but suddenly everyone stopped playing brawl so you won't be able to show off your skills.

...My wish wasn't granted lol, and Zero did wish anything so...

Granted, but the landmasters broke in half so u cant ride it


I wish i was the best sig artist in the universe xD