Corrupt A Wish

granted but the skin attracted adam so it was removed.

I wish i had clean socks

Granted but after you touch them they turn to brown color of filth.

I wish for new characters in next SSB.

Ahhh wth!

Granted but Shigeru Miyamoto dies of a heart attack.

I wish for Diablo 3 to be released sooner.

Granted, but they only make one copy

i wish i had a pool filled with ice cream cake ._.

Granted but it's poisonous.

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.

granted but i just granted it so...
i wish i had sunglasses that are un breakable and purple

Granted but they're not fire proof so they melt in the sun.

I wish for a hatchet to kill my roommate's cats

Granted, but you lose it

i wish people were smart and school was never invented

Granted but then your children are dumb and then they have no education, and all the great nations fall after their parents die.

I wish I could have more time to do my homework.

Granted, but you lose your homework

i wish i had a new labtop

granted but the typo made only a poof noise
i wish i could breathe under water

granted but you drown when the water fills your lungs

i wish i was taken seriously at this forum

granted but a new forum is made and your wish didnt work there
I wish the sun would move back a little

granted but then it falls on the earth

i wish to be the very best like noone ever was (dun dun)....

granted but then everyone gets better then you
i wish kingdom come plants an orange tree

Granted but it grows around you so that ou cant move.
I wish for...I forgot it already.
I wish I wouldn't forget things.

Granted but your memories are gone after you remember something

I wish i had over 9000 posts

Granted,but you spammed so much so you are getting banned from the Forum.

I wish I had my own drumset at home,making no noise. (Im a good drummer though)

Granted, but those drums will make a big clank at one point and make you Deaf.

I wish Pie could subsitute Pineapple Crisp.

Granted but now people call pie is a lie

I wish i had an awesome sig

Granted, but your sister made it and it will say "Love you BRO!!!!! " and embarrass you.

I wish I had no lag in brawl at all.

Granted but you get an error code every time you try to get online

I wish I had a plate of ice cream cake thats perfectly safe to eat,indestructable,un stealable,and i cant lose it

Granted, but you aren't aware there is a dragon starring at you, so you run away and ditch your ice cream.

I wish I had a bigger computer that is....un-stealable, indestructable, always in my sight, no dangers and it has some pie on top of it

Granted but its invisable

I wish i had a piece of pie

Granted, but its been spit on with samonela .

I wish for nothing.