Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but unfortunately a pie came out of the sky for you.

I wish for more pie.

Granted but its actually cake

I wish i had a mudkip

Granted, but it doesn't like you so it ran away.

I wish for the biggest teddy bear

Granted but its a mudkip so you give it to me

I wish for a mudkip that doesnt run away

Granted, but it doesn't like you so it tortures you and eventually you die.

I wish I wasn't sleepy right now.

Granted but you see fake pies while your awake

I wish i had a pet mudkip and some pie to feed it

Granted but the pie is poisoned and the mudkip dies.

I wish zero came back on xD

Granted but hes asleep

I wish for a new mudkip

Granted but your last mudkip spread an eco-disaster and killed off all of the mudkips.

I wish for anything that's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Granted, but Mary Poppins comes and you're forced to be babysat forever.

I wish to always win whenever I have a "flip a coin" decision.

Granted but there will be No more "Flipping Coins"

I wish I had another wish.

Granted but it's ruined.
I wish I could remember What I forgot im my last post in this thread.

granted but then you somehow have forgotten that you remembered

i wish i could weigh 260 lbs of pure muscle bench 225 like nothing and its all natural

Granted,but you're so pumped up that you'll die in 1 week.

I wish for a healthy,non-dolphin-diseased,without-any-food-on-it Margherita Pizza. NAO!!! ._.

too bad birds poop on it as soon as you pull it out of the box tehehe

i wish for eternal power

granted but you didnt live for eternity and can still die so you got shot by me
i wish the ocean was frozen

Granted but when you walk on it you will be stuck forever.

I wish my avatar could change.

Granted but it changes into a Jaguar and that is copywrited by me so I sue you and I get infinity dollars in the lottery.

I wished Animals like the Jaguar and the Tiger weren't endangered.

Granted, but then everything that isn't endangered gets endangered...You can still take your wish back.

I wish that I wouldn't spam with Ike when there is lag

Granted but you get spammed instead
I wish geno was in brawl instead of sonic

Granted but Geno is copyright material of Square so Nintendo gets sued and the next SSB will be called Super Square Battle.

I wish for ma bucket.

granted but it gets stuck on yo head
i wish for a star named after me

Granted, but it hits the earth and we'll die.
I wish that there wouldn't be Amy star.

Granted but that doesn't change the fact that your new sig was a dud.

I wished no animals are endangered, Except for bugs.

(Tell that to doc )
Granted, but then another animal dies cause there are no bugs. Then 2 more species die, then 6, then 12, then 24, then 48, then 96, then 182, then 364, then...All are dead, including humans.

I wish for New wii.