Corrupt A Wish

You know what Zach? Granted. You got your pikmin. It's white and healthy. But you can't ever ask for a pikmin again. (I'll refer to this post if you ask)


I wish everyone listens to death metal. Because I love death metal.

Granted but they forgot they listened to it

i wish there was wave dashing in brawl

Granted, but zach's pikmin steals it.
I wish for awesome-ness

Granted, but Chuck Norris steals it, and gives me back my computer/ router (whatever you stole)

I wish for a dollar. Just one. No one bothers to arrest a dollar of counterfeit money.

Granted but it doesnt work, and within a day of having it, someone else sees it, and then you have a huge mob by your house asking how on earth you got it and made it.

I wish for a dollar than can't be stolen (from me anyway), and isn't counterfeit.

granted but the boat sinks
i wish for some gum

Granted but it stays stuck in your mouth forever.

I wish I found my dollar again.

*Gets revived by doctors*

Granted, but after you touch it, it opens up like a Party ball, and has thousands of Bomb-ombs in it, and you blow up in a fantastic fiery explosion.

I have my dollar, now I want a wallet to put it in.

Granted, but your wallet is made out of paper and you found it your dollar was chocolate and so it started raining.

I wish for a Blue Saucer Chair

For$@K3n KnIgHt! wrote:Granted, but your wallet is made out of paper and you found it your dollar was chocolate and so it started raining.

I wish for a Blue Saucer Chair

What!??? CJ it was a real dollar, I established that in my first post <.< And, " and you found it your dollar was..." doesn't make sense.

Your... Blue Saucer Chair was stolen from a Flying Saucer, and you never get it back. Nor does anyone believe you that it was stolen from one.

I wish for a real wallet. BTW I wont put my dollar in it until I verify with my senses that it is indeed a real wallet. I will put my hand inside, smell it, the works

O_O.

Granted but the wallet gets stolen by a wild bunny hopping.

I wish for something so awesome...something Indestructible...something that NOTHING BAD can happen to it nor cannot be lost or stolen.

For$@K3n KnIgHt! wrote:O_O.

Granted but the wallet gets stolen by a wild bunny hopping.

I wish for something so awesome...something Indestructible...something that NOTHING BAD can happen to it nor cannot be lost or stolen.

Way to be original -__- A bunny!? Pah!

Granted, but it's an indestuctable Barbie doll. You didn't specify who would think it would be awesome

Indestructable Barbie doll... OF DEATH!

Umm...I can't Say anything back at you...You didn't wish anything.

Whoops. I wish for a wallet. Again.

Granted, its gold....silver...platinum...bronze and theres POOP inside of it

I wish for A... Invincible Apple Cinnamon Pie thats steal proof and i can't lose it. Also it is a HUGE PIE. Only I can have it.

Granted, but you find you can't eat it because it's invincible. So, you essentially have a rock hard giant pie in your room. This would be fine, except for the smell. The pie doesn't get stale, but the smell just reeks of rot.

BTW, Yay! Platinum wallet! *wipes poop out* Perfect. Thx CJ!

I wish for my room to always be clean.

Granted, BUT Family Guy's "evil monkey" moves in your closet and is always watching you.

I wish for a normal pie that has everything i said in my last post except...its not stale...not invincible..and it smells like fruit.

(didn't noe this was so popular either XD)

You get the pie and then drink water only to find it poisoned and die

I wish for a set of new perfect headphones for my mp3 that will never break!!!

Granted, but the word "cool" is redefined in the process.
As in, rabid coyotes that eat anything in sight.
Have fun!

I wish for all the songs on itunes, free, and I can play them as many times as I want. No hacking either <.<